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			<title><![CDATA[New Mortal Kombat Movie, 2010 Release]]></title>
			<link>http://www.futuramaforums.com/showthread.php?tid=230</link>
			<pubDate>Thu, 18 Feb 2010 06:14:22 -0500</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[This new film won't be a sequel to the 1995 movie, nor its 1997 sequel; rather it will, according to <br />
the director, be a "re­envisioning (if that is a word) of the Mortal Kombat franchise from top to <br />
bottom". Oh, and it'll also be borrowing from the originals "pioneering spirit":<br />
The film is currently casting and set for a 2010 release.<br />
Director, Chris Morrison, says "Todays audience is a savvy, involved group so the film must be A <br />
plus plus in every area in order to capture the magic of the first film...The original Mortal Kombat <br />
game was born a child of many visual loves by the creators at midway so this latest version borrows <br />
heavily from that pioneering spirit and must be thought out and executed at the highest level in order <br />
for it succeed in today's market place."]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[This new film won't be a sequel to the 1995 movie, nor its 1997 sequel; rather it will, according to <br />
the director, be a "re­envisioning (if that is a word) of the Mortal Kombat franchise from top to <br />
bottom". Oh, and it'll also be borrowing from the originals "pioneering spirit":<br />
The film is currently casting and set for a 2010 release.<br />
Director, Chris Morrison, says "Todays audience is a savvy, involved group so the film must be A <br />
plus plus in every area in order to capture the magic of the first film...The original Mortal Kombat <br />
game was born a child of many visual loves by the creators at midway so this latest version borrows <br />
heavily from that pioneering spirit and must be thought out and executed at the highest level in order <br />
for it succeed in today's market place."]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[Labor Pain]]></title>
			<link>http://www.futuramaforums.com/showthread.php?tid=229</link>
			<pubDate>Thu, 18 Feb 2010 05:11:48 -0500</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[A married couple went to he hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother’s labor pain to the father.<br />
<br />
He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favour of it. The doctor set the pain transfer dial to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before.<br />
<br />
But as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and bump it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine.<br />
<br />
The doctor checked the husband’s blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point they decided to try for 50%.<br />
<br />
The husband continued to feel quite well. Since it was obviously helping out his wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him.<br />
<br />
The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain.<br />
<br />
She and her husband were ecstatic.<br />
<br />
When they got home, the mailman was lying dead on their porch.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[A married couple went to he hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother’s labor pain to the father.<br />
<br />
He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favour of it. The doctor set the pain transfer dial to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before.<br />
<br />
But as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and bump it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine.<br />
<br />
The doctor checked the husband’s blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point they decided to try for 50%.<br />
<br />
The husband continued to feel quite well. Since it was obviously helping out his wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him.<br />
<br />
The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain.<br />
<br />
She and her husband were ecstatic.<br />
<br />
When they got home, the mailman was lying dead on their porch.]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[Interview]]></title>
			<link>http://www.futuramaforums.com/showthread.php?tid=228</link>
			<pubDate>Thu, 18 Feb 2010 05:10:44 -0500</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[We've all been interviewed for jobs. And, we've all spent most of those interviews thinking about what not to do. Don't bite your nails. Don't fidget. Don't interrupt. Don't belch. If we did any of the don'ts, we knew we'd disqualify ourselves instantly. But some job applicants go light years beyond this. We surveyed top personnel executives of 100 major American corporations and asked for stories of unusual behavior by job applicants.<br />
<br />
The lowlights:<br />
<br />
      Said he was so well qualified [that] if he didn't get the job, it would prove that the company's management was incompetent.<br />
  Stretched out on the floor to fill out the job application.<br />
 Brought her large dog to the interview. <br />
 Chewed bubble gum and constantly blew bubbles<br />
 Candidate kept giggling through serious interview.<br />
 She wore a Walkman and said she could listen to the music and me at the same time.  <br />
      Balding candidate abruptly excused himself. Returned to office a few minutes later wearing a hairpiece.  <br />
      Applicant challenged interviewer to arm wrestle.   <br />
      Asked to see interviewer's resume to see if the personnel executive was qualified to judge the candidate.   <br />
      Announced she hadn't had lunch and proceeded to eat a hamburger and French fries in the interviewer's office.  <br />
      Without saying a word, candidate stood up and walked out during the middle of the interview.  <br />
      Man wore jogging suit to interview for position as financial vice president.  <br />
      Said if he were hired, he would demonstrate his loyalty by having the corporate logo tattooed on his forearm. <br />
      Interrupted to phone his therapist for advice on answering specific interview questions. <br />
      Wouldn't get out of the chair until I would hire him. I had to call the police. <br />
      When I asked him about his hobbies, he stood up and started tap dancing around my office.  <br />
      Had a little pinball game and challenged me to play with him. <br />
      Bounced up and down on my carpet and told me I must be highly thought of by the company because I was given such a thick carpet.  <br />
      Took a brush out of my purse, brushed his hair and left. <br />
      Pulled out a Polaroid camera and snapped a flash picture of me. Said he collected photos of everyone who interviewed him.  <br />
      Candidate asked me if I would put on a suit jacket to insure that the offer was formal.   <br />
      Said he wasn't interested because the position paid too much.  <br />
      While I was on a long-distance phone call, the applicant took out a copy of Penthouse, and looked through the photos only, stopping longest at the centerfold.  <br />
      During the interview, an alarm clock went off from the candidate's briefcase. He took it out, shut it off, apologized and said he had to leave for another interview.  <br />
      A telephone call came in for the job applicant. It was from his wife. His side of the conversation went like this: "Which company? When do I start? What's the salary?" I said, "I assume you're not interested in conducting the interview any further." He promptly responded, "I am as long as you'll pay me more." I didn't hire him, but later found out there was no other job offer. It was a scam to get a higher offer. <br />
      An applicant came in wearing only one shoe. She explained that the other shoe was stolen off her foot in the bus.<br />
      His attache [case] opened when he picked it up and the contents spilled, revealing ladies' undergarments and assorted makeup and perfume.<br />
      He came to the interview with a moped and left it in the reception area. He didn't want it to get stolen, and stated that he would require indoor parking for the moped.<br />
      He took off his right shoe and sock, opened a medicated foot powder and dusted it on the foot and in the shoe. While he was putting back the shoe and sock, he mentioned that he had to use the powder four times a day, and this was the time. <br />
      Candidate said he really didn't want to get a job, but the unemployment office needed proof that he was looking for one. <br />
      He whistled when the interviewer was talking. <br />
      Asked who the lovely babe was, pointing to the picture on my desk. When I said it was my wife, he asked if she was home now and wanted my phone number. I called security.<br />
      She threw up on my desk, and immediately started asking questions about the job, like nothing had happened.<br />
      Pointing to a black case he carried into my office, he said that if he was not hired, the bomb would go off. Disbelieving, I began to state why he would never be hired and that I was going to call the police. He then reached down to the case, flipped a switch and ran. No one was injured, but I did need to get a new desk.  <br />
      Asked if I wanted some cocaine before starting the interview.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[We've all been interviewed for jobs. And, we've all spent most of those interviews thinking about what not to do. Don't bite your nails. Don't fidget. Don't interrupt. Don't belch. If we did any of the don'ts, we knew we'd disqualify ourselves instantly. But some job applicants go light years beyond this. We surveyed top personnel executives of 100 major American corporations and asked for stories of unusual behavior by job applicants.<br />
<br />
The lowlights:<br />
<br />
      Said he was so well qualified [that] if he didn't get the job, it would prove that the company's management was incompetent.<br />
  Stretched out on the floor to fill out the job application.<br />
 Brought her large dog to the interview. <br />
 Chewed bubble gum and constantly blew bubbles<br />
 Candidate kept giggling through serious interview.<br />
 She wore a Walkman and said she could listen to the music and me at the same time.  <br />
      Balding candidate abruptly excused himself. Returned to office a few minutes later wearing a hairpiece.  <br />
      Applicant challenged interviewer to arm wrestle.   <br />
      Asked to see interviewer's resume to see if the personnel executive was qualified to judge the candidate.   <br />
      Announced she hadn't had lunch and proceeded to eat a hamburger and French fries in the interviewer's office.  <br />
      Without saying a word, candidate stood up and walked out during the middle of the interview.  <br />
      Man wore jogging suit to interview for position as financial vice president.  <br />
      Said if he were hired, he would demonstrate his loyalty by having the corporate logo tattooed on his forearm. <br />
      Interrupted to phone his therapist for advice on answering specific interview questions. <br />
      Wouldn't get out of the chair until I would hire him. I had to call the police. <br />
      When I asked him about his hobbies, he stood up and started tap dancing around my office.  <br />
      Had a little pinball game and challenged me to play with him. <br />
      Bounced up and down on my carpet and told me I must be highly thought of by the company because I was given such a thick carpet.  <br />
      Took a brush out of my purse, brushed his hair and left. <br />
      Pulled out a Polaroid camera and snapped a flash picture of me. Said he collected photos of everyone who interviewed him.  <br />
      Candidate asked me if I would put on a suit jacket to insure that the offer was formal.   <br />
      Said he wasn't interested because the position paid too much.  <br />
      While I was on a long-distance phone call, the applicant took out a copy of Penthouse, and looked through the photos only, stopping longest at the centerfold.  <br />
      During the interview, an alarm clock went off from the candidate's briefcase. He took it out, shut it off, apologized and said he had to leave for another interview.  <br />
      A telephone call came in for the job applicant. It was from his wife. His side of the conversation went like this: "Which company? When do I start? What's the salary?" I said, "I assume you're not interested in conducting the interview any further." He promptly responded, "I am as long as you'll pay me more." I didn't hire him, but later found out there was no other job offer. It was a scam to get a higher offer. <br />
      An applicant came in wearing only one shoe. She explained that the other shoe was stolen off her foot in the bus.<br />
      His attache [case] opened when he picked it up and the contents spilled, revealing ladies' undergarments and assorted makeup and perfume.<br />
      He came to the interview with a moped and left it in the reception area. He didn't want it to get stolen, and stated that he would require indoor parking for the moped.<br />
      He took off his right shoe and sock, opened a medicated foot powder and dusted it on the foot and in the shoe. While he was putting back the shoe and sock, he mentioned that he had to use the powder four times a day, and this was the time. <br />
      Candidate said he really didn't want to get a job, but the unemployment office needed proof that he was looking for one. <br />
      He whistled when the interviewer was talking. <br />
      Asked who the lovely babe was, pointing to the picture on my desk. When I said it was my wife, he asked if she was home now and wanted my phone number. I called security.<br />
      She threw up on my desk, and immediately started asking questions about the job, like nothing had happened.<br />
      Pointing to a black case he carried into my office, he said that if he was not hired, the bomb would go off. Disbelieving, I began to state why he would never be hired and that I was going to call the police. He then reached down to the case, flipped a switch and ran. No one was injured, but I did need to get a new desk.  <br />
      Asked if I wanted some cocaine before starting the interview.]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[Jesus Saves]]></title>
			<link>http://www.futuramaforums.com/showthread.php?tid=227</link>
			<pubDate>Thu, 18 Feb 2010 05:02:29 -0500</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[Jesus and Satan have a discussion as to who is the better programmer. This goes on for a few hours until they come to an agreement to hold a contest, with God as the judge.<br />
<br />
They sit themselves at their computers and begin. They type furiously, lines of code streaming up the screen, for several hours straight. Seconds before the end of the competition, a bolt of lightning strikes, taking out the electricity. Moments later, the power is restored, and God announces that the contest is over.<br />
<br />
He asks Satan to show what he has come up with. Satan is visibly upset, and cries, “I have nothing. I lost it all when the power went out.”<br />
<br />
“Very well, then,” says God, “let us see if Jesus fared any better.”<br />
<br />
Jesus enters a command, and the screen comes to life in vivid display, the voices of an angelic choir pour forth from the speakers. Satan is astonished.<br />
<br />
He stutters, “B-b-but how? I lost everything, yet Jesus’ program is intact. How did he do it?”<br />
<br />
God smiled all-knowingly, “Jesus saves.”]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Jesus and Satan have a discussion as to who is the better programmer. This goes on for a few hours until they come to an agreement to hold a contest, with God as the judge.<br />
<br />
They sit themselves at their computers and begin. They type furiously, lines of code streaming up the screen, for several hours straight. Seconds before the end of the competition, a bolt of lightning strikes, taking out the electricity. Moments later, the power is restored, and God announces that the contest is over.<br />
<br />
He asks Satan to show what he has come up with. Satan is visibly upset, and cries, “I have nothing. I lost it all when the power went out.”<br />
<br />
“Very well, then,” says God, “let us see if Jesus fared any better.”<br />
<br />
Jesus enters a command, and the screen comes to life in vivid display, the voices of an angelic choir pour forth from the speakers. Satan is astonished.<br />
<br />
He stutters, “B-b-but how? I lost everything, yet Jesus’ program is intact. How did he do it?”<br />
<br />
God smiled all-knowingly, “Jesus saves.”]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[Humorous Facts]]></title>
			<link>http://www.futuramaforums.com/showthread.php?tid=226</link>
			<pubDate>Thu, 18 Feb 2010 04:58:10 -0500</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it!)<br />
<br />
If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!)<br />
<br />
A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. (In my next life I want to be a pig!)<br />
<br />
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Still not over that pig thing!)<br />
<br />
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. Is that why Flipper was always smiling? (Why isn't the pig included in this list?)<br />
<br />
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmm.....)<br />
<br />
A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.<br />
<br />
The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. (From drinking little bottles of...?) (Did the gov't pay for this research??)<br />
<br />
Polar bears are left handed. (Who knew....?,Who cares!)<br />
<br />
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.<br />
<br />
A cockroach will live nine days without it's head, before it starves to death.<br />
<br />
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. ("Honey, I'm home. What the....")<br />
<br />
Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (In my next life I still want to be a pig... quality over quantity!)<br />
<br />
Butterflies taste with their feet. (Oh, jeez!)<br />
<br />
Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.<br />
<br />
An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain. (I know some people like that.)<br />
<br />
Starfish don't have brains. (I know some people like that too!)<br />
<br />
Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown. BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and smack the jerk upside the head.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it!)<br />
<br />
If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!)<br />
<br />
A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. (In my next life I want to be a pig!)<br />
<br />
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Still not over that pig thing!)<br />
<br />
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. Is that why Flipper was always smiling? (Why isn't the pig included in this list?)<br />
<br />
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmm.....)<br />
<br />
A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.<br />
<br />
The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. (From drinking little bottles of...?) (Did the gov't pay for this research??)<br />
<br />
Polar bears are left handed. (Who knew....?,Who cares!)<br />
<br />
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.<br />
<br />
A cockroach will live nine days without it's head, before it starves to death.<br />
<br />
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. ("Honey, I'm home. What the....")<br />
<br />
Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (In my next life I still want to be a pig... quality over quantity!)<br />
<br />
Butterflies taste with their feet. (Oh, jeez!)<br />
<br />
Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.<br />
<br />
An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain. (I know some people like that.)<br />
<br />
Starfish don't have brains. (I know some people like that too!)<br />
<br />
Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown. BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and smack the jerk upside the head.]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA['Avatar' replacing 'Titanic]]></title>
			<link>http://www.futuramaforums.com/showthread.php?tid=225</link>
			<pubDate>Fri, 12 Feb 2010 23:07:55 -0500</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA['Avatar' replacing 'Titanic' in record books<br />
<br />
"Avatar" was on the cusp of replacing "Titanic" as the biggest movie of all time after it logged a sixth consecutive weekend as the top choice of moviegoers worldwide, distributor 20th Century Fox said on Sunday.<br />
<br />
The total for James Cameron's sci-fi spectacular rose to &#36;1.841 billion, just shy of the seemingly insurmountable &#36;1.843 billion racked up by the director's "Titanic" in 1997-1998.<br />
<br />
Already "Avatar" claimed the all-time international total with sales to date of &#36;1.288 billion, eclipsing the &#36;1.242 billion haul of "Titanic."<br />
<br />
In North America, it may have to wait another two weeks to sail past the &#36;601 million total of "Titanic," the News Corp -owned studio said. Moviegoers in North America and Canada have chipped in &#36;552.8 million, enough to replace 2008's "The Dark Knight" (&#36;533 million) as the second-biggest movie of all time.<br />
<br />
Data are not adjusted for inflation, and "Avatar" ticket sales got an additional boost from premium pricing for 3-D screenings. Imax Corp said its big-screen engagements have sold a record &#36;134 million worth of tickets worldwide.<br />
<br />
The biggest movie of all time in North America -- adjusted for inflation -- is 1939's "Gone with the Wind," with sales of almost &#36;1.5 billion, according to tracking firm Box Office Mojo. "Avatar" ranks at No. 26 by that measure.<br />
<br />
During the latest weekend, "Avatar" earned &#36;36 million in North America and &#36;107 million internationally, far outpacing other offerings.<br />
<br />
It was trailed in North America by Screen Gems' new supernatural action thriller "Legion" at No. 2 with &#36;18.2 million, while Warner Bros' Denzel Washington drama "The Book of Eli" slipped to No. 3 with &#36;17 million in its second weekend. Screen Gems is a unit of Sony Corp, and Warner Bros is a unit of Time Warner Inc.<br />
<br />
Two other films opened in the top-10: Fox's Dwayne Johnson family film "The Tooth Fairy" at No. 4 with a promising &#36;14.5 million, and nascent studio CBS Films' Harrison Ford medical drama "Extraordinary Measures" at No. 7 with a disappointing &#36;7 million.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA['Avatar' replacing 'Titanic' in record books<br />
<br />
"Avatar" was on the cusp of replacing "Titanic" as the biggest movie of all time after it logged a sixth consecutive weekend as the top choice of moviegoers worldwide, distributor 20th Century Fox said on Sunday.<br />
<br />
The total for James Cameron's sci-fi spectacular rose to &#36;1.841 billion, just shy of the seemingly insurmountable &#36;1.843 billion racked up by the director's "Titanic" in 1997-1998.<br />
<br />
Already "Avatar" claimed the all-time international total with sales to date of &#36;1.288 billion, eclipsing the &#36;1.242 billion haul of "Titanic."<br />
<br />
In North America, it may have to wait another two weeks to sail past the &#36;601 million total of "Titanic," the News Corp -owned studio said. Moviegoers in North America and Canada have chipped in &#36;552.8 million, enough to replace 2008's "The Dark Knight" (&#36;533 million) as the second-biggest movie of all time.<br />
<br />
Data are not adjusted for inflation, and "Avatar" ticket sales got an additional boost from premium pricing for 3-D screenings. Imax Corp said its big-screen engagements have sold a record &#36;134 million worth of tickets worldwide.<br />
<br />
The biggest movie of all time in North America -- adjusted for inflation -- is 1939's "Gone with the Wind," with sales of almost &#36;1.5 billion, according to tracking firm Box Office Mojo. "Avatar" ranks at No. 26 by that measure.<br />
<br />
During the latest weekend, "Avatar" earned &#36;36 million in North America and &#36;107 million internationally, far outpacing other offerings.<br />
<br />
It was trailed in North America by Screen Gems' new supernatural action thriller "Legion" at No. 2 with &#36;18.2 million, while Warner Bros' Denzel Washington drama "The Book of Eli" slipped to No. 3 with &#36;17 million in its second weekend. Screen Gems is a unit of Sony Corp, and Warner Bros is a unit of Time Warner Inc.<br />
<br />
Two other films opened in the top-10: Fox's Dwayne Johnson family film "The Tooth Fairy" at No. 4 with a promising &#36;14.5 million, and nascent studio CBS Films' Harrison Ford medical drama "Extraordinary Measures" at No. 7 with a disappointing &#36;7 million.]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[Funny Football]]></title>
			<link>http://www.futuramaforums.com/showthread.php?tid=224</link>
			<pubDate>Fri, 12 Feb 2010 23:06:58 -0500</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[Here Are some Pics of Funny football..<br />
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Hope that you like them and add more like these pics]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Here Are some Pics of Funny football..<br />
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Hope that you like them and add more like these pics]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[Gald to be a part of this site]]></title>
			<link>http://www.futuramaforums.com/showthread.php?tid=223</link>
			<pubDate>Fri, 12 Feb 2010 23:05:50 -0500</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[Hello friends,<br />
<br />
I  have just joining this community.I am very glad to be here and have all other members.I hope that we will have  healthy discussion and latest information sharing regarding to related topics.I hope for a nice time in future.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Hello friends,<br />
<br />
I  have just joining this community.I am very glad to be here and have all other members.I hope that we will have  healthy discussion and latest information sharing regarding to related topics.I hope for a nice time in future.]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[Tips on buying a foreclosed property?]]></title>
			<link>http://www.futuramaforums.com/showthread.php?tid=222</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 10 Feb 2010 06:33:23 -0500</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[Do you know of any tips or downfalls when buying a foreclosed property?<br />
Any issues I should be aware of? (like back taxes, liens, second mortgages etc)<br />
Did anyone buy foreclosed property and what was your personal experience? Would you do it again?What would you do differently the second time around?<br />
Thank you in advance]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Do you know of any tips or downfalls when buying a foreclosed property?<br />
Any issues I should be aware of? (like back taxes, liens, second mortgages etc)<br />
Did anyone buy foreclosed property and what was your personal experience? Would you do it again?What would you do differently the second time around?<br />
Thank you in advance]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[What is love NOT?]]></title>
			<link>http://www.futuramaforums.com/showthread.php?tid=221</link>
			<pubDate>Tue, 09 Feb 2010 06:00:22 -0500</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[Possessiveness is not love<br />
Jealousy is not love<br />
Lust is not love<br />
Fear is not love<br />
Keeping people all to yourself is not love<br />
Expecting something from someone is not love]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Possessiveness is not love<br />
Jealousy is not love<br />
Lust is not love<br />
Fear is not love<br />
Keeping people all to yourself is not love<br />
Expecting something from someone is not love]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[What are your FIVE favourite things in life ?]]></title>
			<link>http://www.futuramaforums.com/showthread.php?tid=220</link>
			<pubDate>Tue, 09 Feb 2010 02:19:42 -0500</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[Hi!<br />
Mine are here<br />
1. My family<br />
2. My car<br />
3. Laptop<br />
4. Mobile<br />
5. Cold drinks.<br />
What are your FIVE favourite things in life that you just couldn't live without?]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Hi!<br />
Mine are here<br />
1. My family<br />
2. My car<br />
3. Laptop<br />
4. Mobile<br />
5. Cold drinks.<br />
What are your FIVE favourite things in life that you just couldn't live without?]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[Hello guys!]]></title>
			<link>http://www.futuramaforums.com/showthread.php?tid=219</link>
			<pubDate>Tue, 09 Feb 2010 00:12:24 -0500</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[I am Alton Jone from United Kingdom and I am new here. I am so glad for joining here. I am software engineer and I am doing a job as software designer. I stop here only for saying hello to each member of this community. When I heard of this community I thought it would be wonderful to expand to a new community, connect with like minded people and share thoughts and services with fellow members.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[I am Alton Jone from United Kingdom and I am new here. I am so glad for joining here. I am software engineer and I am doing a job as software designer. I stop here only for saying hello to each member of this community. When I heard of this community I thought it would be wonderful to expand to a new community, connect with like minded people and share thoughts and services with fellow members.]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[favorite songs]]></title>
			<link>http://www.futuramaforums.com/showthread.php?tid=218</link>
			<pubDate>Mon, 08 Feb 2010 01:48:59 -0500</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[Hi!<br />
My favorite songs are listed below.<br />
Don't Think Twice, It's All Right - Ramblin' Jack Elliott<br />
My Heart Will Go On-Celine Dion<br />
Will You Be There?-Michael Jackson<br />
Pretty-the Cranberries<br />
A Thousand Miles-Vanessa Carlton<br />
Color of the Wind-Vanessa Williams<br />
Tomorrow Never Dies-Sheryl Crow<br />
Unbreak My Heart-Toni Braxton<br />
Hero-Mariah Carey.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Hi!<br />
My favorite songs are listed below.<br />
Don't Think Twice, It's All Right - Ramblin' Jack Elliott<br />
My Heart Will Go On-Celine Dion<br />
Will You Be There?-Michael Jackson<br />
Pretty-the Cranberries<br />
A Thousand Miles-Vanessa Carlton<br />
Color of the Wind-Vanessa Williams<br />
Tomorrow Never Dies-Sheryl Crow<br />
Unbreak My Heart-Toni Braxton<br />
Hero-Mariah Carey.]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[Which songs you're going to play this Valentine's day, or night ;-)]]></title>
			<link>http://www.futuramaforums.com/showthread.php?tid=217</link>
			<pubDate>Mon, 08 Feb 2010 01:22:48 -0500</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[I take it you won't be playing any? ;-)<br />
<br />
As for some of the tunes I plan to play, here's but a handful:<br />
<br />
Frank Sinatra - Love and Marriage<br />
John Paul Young - Love Is In The Air<br />
Percy Sledge - When A Man Loves A Woman<br />
The B-52's - Love Shack<br />
Willie Nelson - On The Road Again]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[I take it you won't be playing any? ;-)<br />
<br />
As for some of the tunes I plan to play, here's but a handful:<br />
<br />
Frank Sinatra - Love and Marriage<br />
John Paul Young - Love Is In The Air<br />
Percy Sledge - When A Man Loves A Woman<br />
The B-52's - Love Shack<br />
Willie Nelson - On The Road Again]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[Your Choice Movies]]></title>
			<link>http://www.futuramaforums.com/showthread.php?tid=216</link>
			<pubDate>Sat, 06 Feb 2010 02:15:59 -0500</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[Hi All,<br />
<br />
I would like to ask you guys two questions on movies?<br />
<br />
Q1) What are some movies that you can just watch over and over again?<br />
<br />
To me, it's Lord of the Rings(1-3) <br />
<br />
Q2) Which is the scarriest movie so far?<br />
<br />
For me it was Exorcist I and III. Both of these freaked me out. The first one for shock value and the third one for outright creepiness.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Hi All,<br />
<br />
I would like to ask you guys two questions on movies?<br />
<br />
Q1) What are some movies that you can just watch over and over again?<br />
<br />
To me, it's Lord of the Rings(1-3) <br />
<br />
Q2) Which is the scarriest movie so far?<br />
<br />
For me it was Exorcist I and III. Both of these freaked me out. The first one for shock value and the third one for outright creepiness.]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[Hello.]]></title>
			<link>http://www.futuramaforums.com/showthread.php?tid=215</link>
			<pubDate>Sat, 06 Feb 2010 02:07:38 -0500</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[Hi everyone! <br />
I am a new member here. I was just visiting here and enjoying my visits. Now I have decided to be an active member here and enjoy full stay here with all you people. Hope for the great time here with all of you guys.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Hi everyone! <br />
I am a new member here. I was just visiting here and enjoying my visits. Now I have decided to be an active member here and enjoy full stay here with all you people. Hope for the great time here with all of you guys.]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[Favorite Songs]]></title>
			<link>http://www.futuramaforums.com/showthread.php?tid=214</link>
			<pubDate>Fri, 05 Feb 2010 06:08:50 -0500</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[Hi All,<br />
<br />
I am sure everybody would have a choice for the songs. I would like to know what are your favorite songs. I will start from myself. My favorite songs are:<br />
<br />
AC/DC - Back in Black<br />
AC/DC - Rock and Roll Train<br />
AC/DC - Big Jack<br />
Avenged Sevenfold - Afterlife<br />
Avenged Sevenfold - Gunslinger<br />
Blink 182 - All The Small Things<br />
Blink 182 - Dysentery Gary<br />
Green Day - American Idiot<br />
Green Day - Horseshoes and Hand Grenades<br />
Green Day - Know Your Enemy<br />
Guns n Roses - Sweet Child o Mine<br />
Kjwan - Daliri<br />
Kjwan - Pintura<br />
Linkin Park - New Divide<br />
Linkin Park - Numb<br />
Linkin Park - In The End<br />
Metallica - Enter Sandman<br />
Metallica - Master of Puppets<br />
Metallica - Cyanide<br />
Metallica - Sad but True<br />
Metallica - Of Wolf and Man<br />
Metallica - End of the Line<br />
Muse - Time is Running Out<br />
Muse - Supermassive Black Hole<br />
Muse - Hysteria<br />
Nickelback - Side of a Bullet<br />
Nickelback - Burn it to the Ground<br />
Nirvana - Smells Like Teen Spirit<br />
Rage Against The Machine - Killing in the Name<br />
Rage Against The Machine - Bombtrack<br />
Rage Against The Machine - Freedom<br />
Red Hot Chili Peppers - Dani California<br />
Red Hot Chili Peppers - By The Way<br />
Red Hot Chili Peppers - Can't Stop<br />
Red Hot Chili Peppers - Californication<br />
Slapshock - Misteryo<br />
Slapshock - Direction<br />
Slapshock - Adios<br />
U2 - Vertigo<br />
U2 - Get On Your Boots]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Hi All,<br />
<br />
I am sure everybody would have a choice for the songs. I would like to know what are your favorite songs. I will start from myself. My favorite songs are:<br />
<br />
AC/DC - Back in Black<br />
AC/DC - Rock and Roll Train<br />
AC/DC - Big Jack<br />
Avenged Sevenfold - Afterlife<br />
Avenged Sevenfold - Gunslinger<br />
Blink 182 - All The Small Things<br />
Blink 182 - Dysentery Gary<br />
Green Day - American Idiot<br />
Green Day - Horseshoes and Hand Grenades<br />
Green Day - Know Your Enemy<br />
Guns n Roses - Sweet Child o Mine<br />
Kjwan - Daliri<br />
Kjwan - Pintura<br />
Linkin Park - New Divide<br />
Linkin Park - Numb<br />
Linkin Park - In The End<br />
Metallica - Enter Sandman<br />
Metallica - Master of Puppets<br />
Metallica - Cyanide<br />
Metallica - Sad but True<br />
Metallica - Of Wolf and Man<br />
Metallica - End of the Line<br />
Muse - Time is Running Out<br />
Muse - Supermassive Black Hole<br />
Muse - Hysteria<br />
Nickelback - Side of a Bullet<br />
Nickelback - Burn it to the Ground<br />
Nirvana - Smells Like Teen Spirit<br />
Rage Against The Machine - Killing in the Name<br />
Rage Against The Machine - Bombtrack<br />
Rage Against The Machine - Freedom<br />
Red Hot Chili Peppers - Dani California<br />
Red Hot Chili Peppers - By The Way<br />
Red Hot Chili Peppers - Can't Stop<br />
Red Hot Chili Peppers - Californication<br />
Slapshock - Misteryo<br />
Slapshock - Direction<br />
Slapshock - Adios<br />
U2 - Vertigo<br />
U2 - Get On Your Boots]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[Hello Everyone !]]></title>
			<link>http://www.futuramaforums.com/showthread.php?tid=213</link>
			<pubDate>Fri, 05 Feb 2010 04:29:31 -0500</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[Hi Everyone,<br />
I am Jimmy Ray from Toluca,Mexico. I am the student of Computer science. and my hobbies are Dancing,Watching Tv, making Fun with my friends and Surfing web<br />
This is my first visit to this site. I have surf this site and looks too interesting. I have got plenty of information about different topics.I am very glad to be part of such site.I love forum discussion since I can share my thoughts and able to solve my problems.Either It is health related or technical.To be part of the site was not to diffucult as there is in other site.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Hi Everyone,<br />
I am Jimmy Ray from Toluca,Mexico. I am the student of Computer science. and my hobbies are Dancing,Watching Tv, making Fun with my friends and Surfing web<br />
This is my first visit to this site. I have surf this site and looks too interesting. I have got plenty of information about different topics.I am very glad to be part of such site.I love forum discussion since I can share my thoughts and able to solve my problems.Either It is health related or technical.To be part of the site was not to diffucult as there is in other site.]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[PS3 Query]]></title>
			<link>http://www.futuramaforums.com/showthread.php?tid=212</link>
			<pubDate>Thu, 04 Feb 2010 08:26:08 -0500</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[Hi All,<br />
<br />
I just had a quick question to ask. I just got a PS3 this Christmas, one of the 60gb models. I was just going to update it since I know a lot of the updates allow for more compatibility with PS1 and PS2 games. However, a friend of mine recent;y told me that one of the newer updates will compromise some of the backwards compatibility. I wonder if this was true or not? Also, is there anything else I should know before updating? I'm doing my own research currently but figured it would not hurt to ask here as well. Thanks in advance.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Hi All,<br />
<br />
I just had a quick question to ask. I just got a PS3 this Christmas, one of the 60gb models. I was just going to update it since I know a lot of the updates allow for more compatibility with PS1 and PS2 games. However, a friend of mine recent;y told me that one of the newer updates will compromise some of the backwards compatibility. I wonder if this was true or not? Also, is there anything else I should know before updating? I'm doing my own research currently but figured it would not hurt to ask here as well. Thanks in advance.]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[Haiti earthquake is a sign of 2012 destruction?]]></title>
			<link>http://www.futuramaforums.com/showthread.php?tid=211</link>
			<pubDate>Thu, 04 Feb 2010 06:44:14 -0500</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[Hello,<br />
Haiti earthquake is a sign of 2012 destruction? If this true then what can we do?]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Hello,<br />
Haiti earthquake is a sign of 2012 destruction? If this true then what can we do?]]></content:encoded>
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